I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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