Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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