Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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