I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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