I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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