Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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