super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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