Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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