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College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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