And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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