Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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