is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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