Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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