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(831): View more from California

I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE

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(949): View more from California

you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.

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(845): View more from New York

You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?

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(406): View more from Montana

Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�

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(319): View more from Iowa

One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"

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(315): View more from New York

Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic

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