Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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