is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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