The brown eye won't let me do that either.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
