He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She announced her abortion via fbk
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
