you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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