So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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