I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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