i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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