So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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