we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
