Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
This is my gift to your gina
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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