After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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