is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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