Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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