I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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