So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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