this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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