just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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