When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He felt like a one man threesome
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Randomize