My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
