addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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