his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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