I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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