She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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