Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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