omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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