waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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