okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
