doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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