It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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