The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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