I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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