Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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