He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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