very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Send help, water and tortillas.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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