what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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