Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
