The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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