I don't think brook has ever known best
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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