You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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