Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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