In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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